In the early days of the internet, www.whitehouse.com was a pornography website. It prayed on the people who didn't type in www.whitehouse.GOV. However, if you type it in now, you just get an election betting/poll site.
John: I typed in www.whitehouse.com and I got grounded for a month!
Erick: Silly you, it's www.whitehouse.gov!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)