hooking up with a male or female at a wedding, typically a bridesmaid, or groomsman,especially when your already have a boyfriend/girlfriend
Matt: Ernesto did you hook up with brianna, one of the bridesmaids?
Ernesto: Hells yeah !
Matt: you dog! quit having white tie affairs or else you're eventually gonna get caught
known now they're sure to blow up soon. Just go on Youtube and look up the song
Candle by them make sure you get the
video the 2009 version.
Girl to boy-hey have you heard of that band from warped?
Boy-which one? 3OH!3?
Girl- No the other one with the really hot lead singer.
Boy-hotter then me?.......
Girl- OH HELL YEA.....I mean....no...
Boy- well i dont think i want to hear of them them
Girl- god jealous much?
Boy-STFU!!!.....and i think your thinking of the white tie affair...
Girl- YEAH!!!! That's it!!! they are sooo hot and nice too!!
Boy-yeah whatever......
Girl-I'd bang em all
Boy-......I'm leaving now.....
Girl-Jealous Bastard....
"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.
I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!