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white tie affair 

hooking up with a male or female at a wedding, typically a bridesmaid, or groomsman,especially when your already have a boyfriend/girlfriend
Matt: Ernesto did you hook up with brianna, one of the bridesmaids?
Ernesto: Hells yeah !
Matt: you dog! quit having white tie affairs or else you're eventually gonna get caught
white tie affair by pb player August 16, 2008

The White Tie Affair 

The most Amazing Pop Rock band around! Hometown:Chicago suburbs IL. Lead singer-Chris Wallace
Guitar-Sean P Drums-Tim McLaughlin Bass-Ryan Cook

KeyBoard-Ryan McClain. The band Toured

with Warped Tour 09 and many more all within

the same

year (2009) while they might not be well

known now they're sure to blow up soon. Just go on Youtube and look up the song

Candle by them make sure you get the

video the 2009 version.
Girl to boy-hey have you heard of that band from warped?
Boy-which one? 3OH!3?

Girl- No the other one with the really hot lead singer.
Boy-hotter then me?.......
Girl- OH HELL YEA.....I mean....no...
Boy- well i dont think i want to hear of them them
Girl- god jealous much?
Boy-STFU!!!.....and i think your thinking of the white tie affair...
Girl- YEAH!!!! That's it!!! they are sooo hot and nice too!!
Boy-yeah whatever......
Girl-I'd bang em all
Boy-......I'm leaving now.....
Girl-Jealous Bastard....

tie the white boy down and shock his balls 

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

Brown Neck-Tie, White Collar 

When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.
I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026