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white tie affair 

hooking up with a male or female at a wedding, typically a bridesmaid, or groomsman,especially when your already have a boyfriend/girlfriend
Matt: Ernesto did you hook up with brianna, one of the bridesmaids?
Ernesto: Hells yeah !
Matt: you dog! quit having white tie affairs or else you're eventually gonna get caught
white tie affair by pb player August 16, 2008

The White Tie Affair 

The most Amazing Pop Rock band around! Hometown:Chicago suburbs IL. Lead singer-Chris Wallace
Guitar-Sean P Drums-Tim McLaughlin Bass-Ryan Cook

KeyBoard-Ryan McClain. The band Toured

with Warped Tour 09 and many more all within

the same

year (2009) while they might not be well

known now they're sure to blow up soon. Just go on Youtube and look up the song

Candle by them make sure you get the

video the 2009 version.
Girl to boy-hey have you heard of that band from warped?
Boy-which one? 3OH!3?

Girl- No the other one with the really hot lead singer.
Boy-hotter then me?.......
Girl- OH HELL YEA.....I mean....no...
Boy- well i dont think i want to hear of them them
Girl- god jealous much?
Boy-STFU!!!.....and i think your thinking of the white tie affair...
Girl- YEAH!!!! That's it!!! they are sooo hot and nice too!!
Boy-yeah whatever......
Girl-I'd bang em all
Boy-......I'm leaving now.....
Girl-Jealous Bastard....

tie the white boy down and shock his balls 

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

Brown Neck-Tie, White Collar 

When you're fucking someone in the ass then pull out and proceed to titty fuck them till you cum on their neck. Leave a brown streak between her tits and a white, cum cobered collar.
I was fucking her in the ass then I pulled out to give her a Brown Neck-Tie, white collar.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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