Bruh im having such a Robert White moment right now.
Micheal Karlmarx is having a Robert White moment.
I saw Dai from Da Ninjaz having a Robert White moment the other day.
Fortnite Battle Royale is gay btw.
A moment when a white woman plays in to identity politics and/or focuses on being overly woke instead of actually worry about an issue.
White Woman: "Yes, I believe that all women are great and black women should be elevated above all (especially white men)"
Normal People: Damn. That's a big white woman moment.
An instance when an aluminum can (especially a beer can) falls out of your car door and makes a loud, clanking sound, the act can make the classiest perpetrator reduced to appear as trailer trash.
when a white girl uses tik to 24/7 and does tik toks with her friend group and try to be funny.
they also think that their music taste is superior than anime or Japanese or any other kind of music.
me: hey
white girl : hey
me: wanna hear some music i like?
white girl: it better not be anime music me: its 1980 japaneese future funk
white girl: is that anime?
me:some what yea
her: EWWW DONT PLAY THAT HERE LISTEN TO RENEGADE AND ROXXANE
me: im bouta get racist this is a typical white girl moment
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!