whistles  

Tampon applicators, sans tampons, known to float in the 'rhea river. Named for their resemblance to whistles or any other wind instrument.

The most common whistles floating in the 'rhea river were pink in color.

whistles by Sastwatch January 13, 2009

*Whistles* (High tone, Low Tone) 

It DOES sound familiar

Hym *Whistles* (High tone, Low Tone) "And I do NOT like... What you are insinuating..."

*Whistles* (High tone, Low Tone) by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

pig whistles 

From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.

Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"

pig whistles by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

Pig Whistles 

Heavy, cumbersome breasts that are so large they emit a high pitched squeal.

"Gianna Michaels pig whistles just nearly perforated my ear drums."

Pig Whistles by Horrence Bull August 26, 2013

bells and whistles 

features that add to the appearance of something but do not make it function any better

If you want bells and whistles you should go to the other aisle.

bells and whistles by The Return of Light Joker November 6, 2009

bells and whistles 

Features or extras to make something more unique and flavorful without necessarily adding to the utility of the primary function.

Look at all those gauges! These new Pontiacs come with ALL the bells and whistles!
Windows ME is the fuckin same as Windows 98, but with some stupid bells and whistles.

bells and whistles by MustangGT September 29, 2005

Penny whistles

Whistles... made from pennies... or so the fable goes anyhoo. Are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find Ghetto Moon Pies. Delicious with Pina Coladas.

"Mmmmmm... penny whistles..."

Penny whistles by Smythe October 25, 2004