Whipple Whapple 

when one whips and object (mainly a whip) makes a loud, or a high decibel noise

That whip makes some extreme Whipple Whapples

Whipple Whapple by Guesseppe March 12, 2025

mr whipple 

A fictional crooked ebay seller,from Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials , in other words a seller of ass-wipe. Mr Whipple will send the wrong items, and when contacted admit that it is his mistake. Mr Whipple will then offer to give a refund provided you send the items back. Paying $10 to return a $10 item is not worthwhile, and Mr Whipple counts on this. If you point out it is his mistake, and he should pay to fix it Mr Whipple will tell you to read his return policy. If you threaten to give him negative feedback if he doesn't set things right Mr Whipple will shoot back that you are trying to blackmail him , and he is filing a complaint with ebay. By now you realise that Mr Whipple has done this many times before, and the $10 isn't worth the hassle. Signs of Whippledom an item is listed at a good price and gets no bidders item is re-listed at a better price and still no takers. Buyers who would be interested have been burned by the seller,or know about his past scams won't touch it. The seller has some really nasty feedback, and his standard reply is I offered to return their money. A seller whose refund policy is the buyer is responsible for all shipping no exception's deal where the items' cost is cheap and the shipping expensive. What to do. If it makes you feel better leave nasty feedback (like it really does any good), warn your friends, accept the fact that you have been cheated by a pro, and forget about it.

The seller sent the wrong stuff, and expects me to spend $10 for shipping to get a $10 refund, Mr Whipple strikes again. This is the third time I got cheated by Mr Whipple, how many of those guys are there ?

mr whipple by knowman March 7, 2008

whipple cripple 

A word that someone desperately tries to publish so they can show their friends and have a laugh, even though it will undoubtedly be rejected.

Wow, another entry for whipple cripple. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.

whipple cripple by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 14, 2017

Trippin on a whipple dip 

A phrase or exclamation used to describe something particularly gnarly, incredible or unbelievable. The term is derived from the extreme sports prowess of Derrick Whipple, from The Jim and Derrick Show.

Damn dude, that move blew my mind! He's trippin on a whipple dip.

Trippin on a whipple dip by swkev December 28, 2009

Whipple amazing 

Extremely impressive and downright astounding. "Whipple amazing" is a level unattainable to most. The phrase was named for the famous UIL Journalism competitor Kelsey Whipple.

Wow, you made a 100 on the English 12 AP D H BC test? That's amazing, but not Whipple amazing.

Whipple amazing by jfsl August 14, 2006

whipple

To give a good, firm handshake. Often thought about and used before interviews or big meetings. Could determine your chances of receiving your dream job.

Before my interview, I practiced my whipple with my friends.

whipple by Charles Baker September 15, 2010

The Whipple Effect

The Whipple Effect is the gross misuse of time and resources in lieu of the obvious easy solution. This is often seen in television newsrooms. The perpetrator often is short and skinny with a mustache (IE he looks like Mr Whipple). His past experiences are marketed to the victims as "he knows everything".

Jack: "Why are there 5 photographers at this press conference?"
Jim: " Mr Whipple sent them all."
Jack: "Damn that's the Whipple effect right there!"

The Whipple Effect by Why fool? August 19, 2010