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Whine and Dine 

Complain about life and proceed to get on with it.
Whine and dine: This is not what I wanted but anyway, I'm hungry.
Whine and Dine by crockerwhinnie111 February 17, 2022

wine and dine 

To treat someone (typically a lady) to wine and dinner. It's to impress her, not necessarily implying sex is required. It's to try to impress the lady, not to end up with a guaranteed guilt-wrencher to imply a fuck is necessary.
I love to wine and dine my lady, to show her how much I love her.
wine and dine by Asinine February 23, 2009

wine and dine 

You fuckers have it all wrong. It is used as an expression to express your intentions with a female.
To "wine and dine" someone would be to take them out for an expensive dinner, with some expensive alcohol (not exclusively wine) and then to proceed with fucking the cunt off them.

It can also be used for us middle classed people. For example, instead of an expensive dinner, Mickey D's and a cheap ass flick.
I'm going to wine and dine that bitch from accounting. She's been asking for it all month.

WINE and DINE 

stupid ass phrase used by Georgian ex-Air Force reserve mofo's in an attempt to make you think they want to treat you like royalty in exchange for some homosaix taiim.
Bouy, Imma' wine and dine you this faiin evening.
WINE and DINE by Babdag July 29, 2003

Wine and dine 

To drink red (or white) wine with a girl and then eat her out. Great way to earn a killer blowjob another night or have her tell the town you're all types of man. Sex is a possible outcome.
"Jake wine and dined Giovanna, apparently he had her legs shaking like a dog during a belly rub, I wish he would pay attention to me" said Sheila, who dreamt of stroking Jake's long hard rod with her tongue later that night, hoping that she could be next in line to be wined and dined upon.

wine and dine 

Term used by hotel-goers to prostitute themselves to the management in exchange for for a free room.
Patron: "Um, do you wine and dine?" *wink* *wink*

Front Desk: "Huh?"
wine and dine by GBGXXXXV March 13, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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