A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.
A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.
We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.