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When I Grow Up 

A song made by Musical Artist NF from the album"The Search"
When I Grow Up by XanManGamer January 5, 2024

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up 

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry
person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.
Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!

“Nigga did I just catch u wanting to be shit?”
(Smack)
-Uncle Ruckus Father
“Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!”
-Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks

When I Grow Ups 

The "When I Grow Ups"

Common affliction suffered by young adults between years 20-25 of life.

During this time frame, they realize that they are now at a sufficient age where they shouldn't be aspiring to grow up and become something, but actually should be it by now.

Thus suffering the "When I Grow Ups", as they've gotten older, yet never really grown up.
The beat ass stripper at Mens Gallery had been dancing since she was 18; now, at 25 and with no serious career prospects, she realized she had a severe case of the "When I Grow Ups"
When I Grow Ups by Maddi H February 19, 2009
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