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a thingy that i used to put inside a vaggini hole.
man: OMG IS THE WEENIER IN?
woman: YES *moans*
weenier by yeetufeet October 6, 2019
wheenie is all of us, wheenie is the people, wheenie is the world, wheenie is the universe, you can't reduce wheenie to just 1 person, even 3, wheenie is every atom that has ever touched you, wheenie is every atom that will ever touch you, wheenie is everything, wheenie is everyone, we are wheenie. wheenie is you, wheenie is me, wheenie is they, wheenie is xe, wheenie is her, wheenie is him, wheenie is ze, aer and gir, wheenie is all that we observe, wheenie is there when you need it most.
wheenie (noun.): that's where i put my wheenie!
wheenie (adj.): they were so wheen.
wheenie (verb.): i am wheening.
wheenie by b0nez_ February 8, 2022

squeeze my weenier 

"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck
3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl

girl: still no yet impressive
I person usually a male that is particually annoying or ghay.
Jackson is such a weenier.
weenier by hol-dog & scabbers October 11, 2007
sloppy thing attached to your balls and it’s probably small
me: your wheener is small
you: I know
wheener by Minatosyourmom September 28, 2021
One who does wheelies. Also known as Babycakes.
Erin : "Bro, do you see that wheelier over there?"
Me : "Dude, that's just Dylan doing wheelies again."
wheelier by Nowheelies November 2, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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