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Wheathave 

A type of rash that forms when the sprite of Winter, Jack Frost, deliberately gives gluten products to gluten-free Snowmen.

Symptoms Include: melting into a lukewarm puddle of Christmas Joy.
“Strap in folks, it looks like we’re gonna have a Heatwave!” - Jack Frost

“A Wheathave?!” - Frosty the Snowman

That’s right, a Heatwave!” - Jack Frost
Wheathave by Fros T Snowman December 9, 2019
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westhaven kid 

A “Westhaven kid” refers to someone living a rich, fancy lifestyle and “flexes” on people by showing of his/her wealth off to others.
He’s such a Westhaven kid with his big house and nice car.
westhaven kid by CliffSimpkins November 23, 2018

micheal westhaver 

another name for a knuckle sandwich.

If you are riding the school bus and another kid is mouthing off and making fun of your little brother's big head... You can punch him in the face and give him a micheal westhaver.

A properly executed westhaver will result in a bloody nose.
What a punk...That kid sure deserves a micheal westhaver.

Billy stole my lunchbox! Let's give him a micheal westhaver.
micheal westhaver by meggymegs208 January 16, 2011

whathahellman 

Reaction for something that is unexpected/super dumb/inappropiate/out of context/or plain impossible, but happend trough coincidence, and you have only little time to response. Like the Expression "What the Hell, Man!", but spoken as one word so "what" and "the" even share the letter t.
Example 1:
Jim: "What did you guys do this weekend?"

Jeff: "I went out fishing with my dad."

Tom: "I tried the backdoor with my girlfriend."

Jim+ Jeff: "Whathahellman!!"

Example 2:
Toby: "Hey guys! Watch this!"

Toby throws an empty Bottle out of the Window of the thrid Floor and it lands with a perfekt bottleflip on the table in the Park below.

Group: "Whatthahellman!!!!"
whathahellman by da_houne April 27, 2023

[whathaveya] 

A filler word that someone uses at the beginning or end of a sentence when they dont know what else to say.
she's going to the mall and whathaveya
[whathaveya] by amanda st February 26, 2009