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whatsapp 

Messaging app for people having affairs. Used in conjunction with Words with Friends

Whatsapp lets you chat to your whore without being seen to be online.
Sharon, the homewrecking whore, uses whatsapp to chat to her 'married boyfriend.

His wife will never know

Whatsapp University

The international institution that many boomers graduated from which they studied the arts of fake news and its distribution within the communication network to their loved ones and others.
"Mum sent another fake news article about onions disinfecting rooms of coronavirus, Whatsapp University back at it again."

whatsoever demon 

The best YouTuber ever. She makes Danganronpa content, and other content like that as well. Truly the best YouTuber ever.
Person 1: Who's your favorite YouTuber?

Person 2: whatsoever demon

Person 1: OMG YES SHE'S THE BEST YOUTUBER!!!

Person 2: SLAYYYYYYY!!!!!

Person 1: SLAYYYYYY!!!!!

whatsoever 

in any case

or

in all possible situations
jim: in whatsoever way u behave i wont tolerate :@
whatsoever by justin dominic May 17, 2012

Whatsapp stalking

To stalk someone by constantly checking their whatsapp timestamp.
Dude she never replied to my whatsapp . I checked and she was online a few mins ago.

Bro get a life ..stop whatsapp stalking the biatch!
Whatsapp stalking by Cuckoldfob September 12, 2015

whatsup my jordan 

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch
boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee
whatsup my jordan by alaiyah April 3, 2021