Messaging app for people having affairs. Used in conjunction with Words with Friends

Whatsapp lets you chat to your whore without being seen to be online.

Sharon, the homewrecking whore, uses whatsapp to chat to her 'married boyfriend.

His wife will never know

whatsapp by farnham philanderer January 3, 2017

Get the whatsapp mug.

Whatsapp University

The international institution that many boomers graduated from which they studied the arts of fake news and its distribution within the communication network to their loved ones and others.

"Mum sent another fake news article about onions disinfecting rooms of coronavirus, Whatsapp University back at it again."

Whatsapp University by Niggamunch March 25, 2020

Get the Whatsapp University mug.

Whatsapp stalking

To stalk someone by constantly checking their whatsapp timestamp.

Dude she never replied to my whatsapp . I checked and she was online a few mins ago.

Bro get a life ..stop whatsapp stalking the biatch!

Whatsapp stalking by Cuckoldfob September 12, 2015

Get the Whatsapp stalking mug.

Whatsnapped

When someone adds (kidnaps) you to a whatsapp conversation without permission, you've been Whatsnapped.

I'm already in 167 whatsapp groups. If you have me whatsnapped into another one, I'll whoop your ass.

Whatsnapped by Deenieshats October 25, 2018

Get the Whatsnapped mug.

WhatsApp Messenger is a freeware, cross-platform messaging and Voice over IP service owned by Facebook, Inc. It allows users to send text messages and voice messages, make voice and video calls, and share images, documents, user locations, and other media.

I use WhatsApp

WhatsApp by PepeDaCoffinFrog October 20, 2020

Get the WhatsApp mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Get the Northstarring mug.

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Get the Plate of Brown mug.

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Get the Larpenomics mug.