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what cunt 

WAHT CUNT! Self discriptive term that outlays ones feelings of hostility towards another.
Also used as a term of endearment.
Customer- Have you got any peanut butter in your shop, shop lady?
Shop lady- What cunt?

Man- hey i heard you called my girlfirend a slut
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- Nothing. Sorry
Man 2- WHAT CUNT!
Man- No seriously it was just a joke, she is a slut anyways, I hate that fucking slut.
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- I fucked your mum
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?

Its quite obvious that in this case here man 2 suffers from a common syndrome called whatcuntitis, which can be caused from over abuse of this term.
what cunt by Spideyman August 17, 2006
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what cunt 

One of the most used sayings, well for New Zealand teens+. I don't know what other countries it has spread too, but its commonly used here.

People yell it from cars to people walking. Or basically its a comeback for an offensive comment made by another. Like "what bitch".
Man1: Hey ya mums fat
Man2: WHAT CUNT
what cunt by Supramanz April 8, 2006

What Cunt?

"Hey Dan"

"What?"

"You're fuck all!!"

"What Cunt?"
What Cunt? by turbotiger July 24, 2009

What cunt pub? 

What cunt pub?
What cunt pub? by Penrith81 September 24, 2018

What The Cunt 

Similar to what the fuck except used in exceptional circumstances to exclaim an even greater level of surprise, shock, amazement, etc.
1: "Dude, you hear that she didn't get that abortion?"
2: "Seriously?"
1: "Yeah, she wants child support now as well"
2: "WHAT THE CUNT?!"
What The Cunt by Scuzzmonkey69 April 1, 2011

what up cunt

greeting to friend. Questions the health / wellbeing of the person being asked
"What up cunt?". Question to greet friend, as in "how are you friend?"
what up cunt by Matt McCrone May 6, 2008

What's Happenin' Cunt

A phrase that can be used universally in most situations.
It is generally said when greeting another person, however it is also quite acceptable to out of excitement as a way of expressing joy.
"Hey man."
"What's happenin' cunt?"

"Dude, you are so drunk!"
"Fuck yeah! What's happenin' cunt!!!!!!"
What's Happenin' Cunt by Sonick December 7, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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