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Whatcunt 

1. exclamation. Usually yelled at a mate when you want them to repeat or rephrase what they just said, particularly if it was provocative
2. question. What one says when they finally get a female into the sack to find out that she isn't what she seems.
"1. So I how's that fat chick you got with last night mate? WHATCUNT!?"
"2. WHATCUNT??? ARGH! SHE'S A DUDE!"
Whatcunt by Muggus November 26, 2003
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what cunt 

WAHT CUNT! Self discriptive term that outlays ones feelings of hostility towards another.
Also used as a term of endearment.
Customer- Have you got any peanut butter in your shop, shop lady?
Shop lady- What cunt?

Man- hey i heard you called my girlfirend a slut
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- Nothing. Sorry
Man 2- WHAT CUNT!
Man- No seriously it was just a joke, she is a slut anyways, I hate that fucking slut.
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- I fucked your mum
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?

Its quite obvious that in this case here man 2 suffers from a common syndrome called whatcuntitis, which can be caused from over abuse of this term.
what cunt by Spideyman August 17, 2006
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Whatacunt 

A one word phrase for the expression "what a cunt". its structure pararlells fast food franchise, Whataburger.
Bobby: Colby ate all the chips!
Ray: Whatacunt!
Whatacunt by troygtf December 23, 2008

What cunt pub? 

What cunt pub?
What cunt pub? by Penrith81 September 24, 2018

what cunt 

One of the most used sayings, well for New Zealand teens+. I don't know what other countries it has spread too, but its commonly used here.

People yell it from cars to people walking. Or basically its a comeback for an offensive comment made by another. Like "what bitch".
Man1: Hey ya mums fat
Man2: WHAT CUNT
what cunt by Supramanz April 8, 2006

What Cunt?

Dan Collett's favourite phrase.
"Hey Dan"

"What?"

"You're fuck all!!"

"What Cunt?"
What Cunt? by turbotiger July 24, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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