What's happening 

Hey, Peter. Whaaat's happening.

Did you get the memo?

We are putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports now.

What's happening by brahm2 September 27, 2003

What's happening y'all? 

What is going on, you guys?

Hey what's happening y'all?

What's happening y'all? by G Unit Mayling August 3, 2009

What's happening here 

You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.

So this is what's happening here:

Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym "Seriously, I-"

You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"

Hym 😑

You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*

Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"

You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"

You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"

Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"

You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*

Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."

What's happening here by Hym Iam February 25, 2025

That's not what's happening

Give me the fucking money you piece of shit.

Hym "Yeah, that's not what's happening here, fuck-face. You're ignoring until I do what you want but I'm just not ever going to do it. So I'm going to murder a child. You ARE going to regret trying to do this (if you don't already). I don't need to do it today to know that for a fact. The people who aren't going to regret losing another one are likely the loudest and you should probably ask THEM why THEY want kids to die as much as I do."

That's not what's happening by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

You know even know what's happening

And even explaining it to you doesn't get it through to you.

Hym "You know even know what's happening. You want that. You're not ever going to have it. We're not doing a caste system. We are doing this. There isn't anything you can do about it. Anyone claiming there is, is lying to you to assuage your fears. There is no way of explaining it to you in a way that is going to change the dynamics of this interaction."

You know even know what's happening by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

What's hiphop happening 

Asking some what they have been up to, in a super cool fashion.

Joe: "Yo dude, what's hiphop happening?"
P Diddy: "Nothing man, see you later."
...................................
Chip Diddy Chip: "Yo man, what's happening?"

P Diddy: "Nothing man, yo did you hear Joe? What a douche bag.

What's hiphop happening by Killerkumquat May 16, 2009

That's not what is happening

And if you know enough to change the name then you know more than what you are telling your audience. This is exactly why nobody give a fuck when YouTubers get murdered. And if you don't suffer for doing this, someone else will do it for you, you hairy faggot.

Hym "Nah. Say it right before it's too late. That's not what is happening here and it is clear that the YouTuber strategy is to lie and hope that I murder your kids before they get what's coming to them. Welp. Charlie already got his. One down. Might have been the wrong Charlie but, hey, they are trying their best. If they weren't so fucking delusional and narcissistic maybe Charlie would be alive. That's what I would like to find out. Oh, and it clearly isn't gone yet because they are still trying to get me to delete something."

That's not what is happening by Hym Iam November 28, 2025