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whalelard 

An overweight individual that often throws temper tantrums when someone else is trying to improve their physical fitness. Likes to use term fat shaming
Person 1: Cindy threw a fit when she saw my fitbit. Said I was fat shaming others by wearing it.
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard
whalelard by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018

whalelephant 

Tom-Hes A Fatass
Chuck-Na Hes A Fuckin Whalelephant
whalelephant by C-los M November 19, 2007

Whalestep 

The proper and true name for a genre of Electronica music called Dubstep, as it sounds like a group of Orca, or other whales migrating across the ocean and making long, drawn out, bassy noises.

*this excludes true and good dubstep, which is a genre all it's own*
"Wh-wh-what's that? Oh, you mean, wha-wha-wha-wha-whale step?
Oh, lets all go to the aquarium guys and hear the Whalestep!!(*makes whale noises for effect*)
Or maybe... we could just go to my buddy Scott's mom's house :O"

Oh no! he's playing more Whalestep!?

whoreslap 

1.The realization by a woman that she is, in fact, a whore; 2.The realization by a woman that she has just been treated like a whore.
A woman performs sexual favors for a man fully expecting reciprocation, either by assumption or a promise by the man; when she is done and he is satisfied, she is fully and completely dismissed by him and asked to leave. She has been figuratively slapped in the face with the realization that she is a whore; this woman has just been whoreslapped.
whoreslap by carydog August 6, 2008

whaleshark 

one of the only vegiarian sharks it's pimpin cause it can swallow you whole
whaleshark duh the whaleshark will eat you man!!!!!
whaleshark by lizard0004 February 6, 2008

whaleslayer 

A badass hand forged bottle opener.
That whaleslayer ripped through that wax like hot butter.
whaleslayer by The WhaleSlayer June 13, 2018
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aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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