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whaleslap 

When you smack a hoe so hard her fat rolls giggle like whale blubber.
Tell me you didn't whaleslap that bitch last night.
whaleslap by Whale Slapper 69 May 22, 2014
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whalelard 

An overweight individual that often throws temper tantrums when someone else is trying to improve their physical fitness. Likes to use term fat shaming
Person 1: Cindy threw a fit when she saw my fitbit. Said I was fat shaming others by wearing it.
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard
whalelard by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018

whalelephant 

Tom-Hes A Fatass
Chuck-Na Hes A Fuckin Whalelephant
whalelephant by C-los M November 19, 2007

Whalestep 

The proper and true name for a genre of Electronica music called Dubstep, as it sounds like a group of Orca, or other whales migrating across the ocean and making long, drawn out, bassy noises.

*this excludes true and good dubstep, which is a genre all it's own*
"Wh-wh-what's that? Oh, you mean, wha-wha-wha-wha-whale step?
Oh, lets all go to the aquarium guys and hear the Whalestep!!(*makes whale noises for effect*)
Or maybe... we could just go to my buddy Scott's mom's house :O"

Oh no! he's playing more Whalestep!?

whoreslap 

1.The realization by a woman that she is, in fact, a whore; 2.The realization by a woman that she has just been treated like a whore.
A woman performs sexual favors for a man fully expecting reciprocation, either by assumption or a promise by the man; when she is done and he is satisfied, she is fully and completely dismissed by him and asked to leave. She has been figuratively slapped in the face with the realization that she is a whore; this woman has just been whoreslapped.
whoreslap by carydog August 6, 2008

whaleshark 

one of the only vegiarian sharks it's pimpin cause it can swallow you whole
whaleshark duh the whaleshark will eat you man!!!!!
whaleshark by lizard0004 February 6, 2008

whaleslayer 

A badass hand forged bottle opener.
That whaleslayer ripped through that wax like hot butter.
whaleslayer by The WhaleSlayer June 13, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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