1. When a girl quiff's and farts at the same time due to both anal and vaginal intercourse.
Sally is having intercourse with her boyfriend. At the same time she has anal beeds in. Due to too much air within the pussy and ass she farts and quiffs at the same time - therefore whale farting.
To agree with something or someone so much that your ass gas is even seemingly in agreement.
I agree wholefartedly with the statements and sentiments expressed by Mr. E. Dingleberry in regards to the construction of the new bridge to be built over the DouchebagRiver.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.