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An annoying little man who takes your money at the poker table.
That club hit on the river and you got weemonked! That little weemonk got you, again!!!
weemonk by jgw899 June 15, 2009

Weymouth Clown 

A kidnapper dressed as a clown located in Weymouth, MA. He drives around in a van and tries to coax children into his van.
in 1980 the Weymouth Clown drove all around Weymouth seeking out children.
Weymouth Clown by Bob Gruszka March 13, 2009

webmonkey 

the updater of Ross Noble's Wesite/myspace and his computer slave.
"The webmonkeys updated again"
"Ross' webmokeys are doing a great job"
"quick call the webmonkey, we're in need of a website"
webmonkey by Emma Kenny December 12, 2008
A sexy ass cherokee name.

When people hear Waymon they think of the sexiest cherokee black nigga that ever lived. Loving, Caring, and a good ass kisser; Waymon makes the perfect package along with his abs 😍
"Aye you know Waymon?"

"Nah why?"
"Damn how?' He's fine asf!"
Waymon by Wayy2good March 13, 2017
A "weemo" is when someone approaches the victim from behind and jams their fingers into the sides of the victim's ribcage resulting in a spasm-like reaction, often accompanied by a little yelp. A weemo can occur anytime, anywhere - this is part of the reason why they are so destructive. Weemos can be used against the perpretator's rivals in order to embarass them, emotionally scar them and cause serious trust issues.
1. I'm going to weemo the shit out of him until he never trusts a human being ever again
2. The last time I got a weemo I couldn't sleep for 2 days
Weemo by youngiejay July 27, 2021
Wannabe emo moose.
They have cuts all up and down their arms, but if they were really serious about killing themselves they'd have done it.
They typically wear black, and chains, but can always be seen laughing and having a good time, so their 'depressed' facade just doesn't cut it.
Their hair is spiked up in a depressing way, which again doesn't fit with the typical emo style (floppy and over one eye), so it doesn't make sense, and makes them somewhat resemble a moose.
Pronounced Wee-Mom
"Look at that fella over there with his hair spiked to the left and right....!"
"I know, he's such a wemom."
Wemom by Mountainess September 1, 2009