One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.
"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."
The coolest kid in the world, most commonly found to be Chinese. Will ace any test in class, and will try and help others understand the work. Weilun also looks like a Kpop star, and is the most sexiest person in the world. He is mostly into Anime and Kpop, and is often referred to as "Ching Chong Ling Long No Dong"
Kid: Oml, fuck this maths topic, it's so fucking hard.
Weilun: Want me to help you?
Kid: Oml, that you kpop star.