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Town in central Washington named after an indian tribe called the Wenatchi indians. Wenatchee is recently famous for outdoors, Appleblossom, prozac, church sex-rings and meth. Heck, I like it though.
Man, if you aren't careful you'll get stuck in Wenatchee!
by Mandown July 22, 2008
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A small town in central Washington consisting of too many sport fans, an overload of apple souvenirs and a bunch of dying small businesses. There is very little to do here for entertainment. Great place to settle down if your worried about natural disasters; other then fires they're non existent. The people not from this area might look at Wenatchee like a place of opportunity, and think it's a nice small community but people that live here want to get the hell out. There are no jobs, no opportunitys and small minded people. The people that live here, hate it here, and most likely die here.-oh and most of the people from Wenatchee, hate apples
Me: so where are you planning on moving?
Him: anywhere but Wenatchee.
by SmileyK April 20, 2018
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A cute little town in central Washington that is very quickly growing. while there are no good sports teams, and people obsess over apples, it can be a very fun place if you know where to go. and contrary to popular belief, the amount of drugs is substancially lower than that of other growing cities.
Sam: Where did you go on your last vacation?
Garret: Wenatchee! it was awesome!
by hmmmmmmmmmidk January 24, 2011
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A shitty little town in central Washington full of illegal immigrants and idiots who are obsessed with their damn apples. A boring place to live, where every idiot knows everyone else, and outsiders will be bored and all hell and not enjoy living there. It doesn't have a University or a decent sports team to its name, but the lame-ass locals pretend like there stupid football and baseball teams are any good.
Joe: Where are you from?
Mike: Hell
Joe: Oh, Wenatchee.
by Penske July 14, 2008
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a slang term for a woman's vagina, usually used when describing it in an unpleasant way
That girls wenatchee smelled awful!
by SR Bear July 15, 2011
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1. Another term for a woman's vagina
2. A shithole city in the middle of Washington whose claim to fame include nothing short of the infamous apple. Sometimes referred to the 909 of Washington.
Billy Bob: Dey took err jobs.
Ricky Bobby: What jobs? We're in Wenatchee.
by driftwood0205 January 31, 2011
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