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Someone who smells like a wet dog and similar to when you grab shit out of the toilet and ram it straight up your nose
Bloody hell kizza green absolutely stinks like a wetdog
Wetdog by Craftminer12 January 4, 2018

Shallow the Wetdog 

Shallow the Wetdog (Shallow), is an alternate dimension counterpart of Shadow the Hedgehog from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Shallow has a simular appearance to Shadow but has white fur and a hair strand. He owns premium GUCCI shoes as well. He's often seen smoking grape lolipops but is willing to smoke any flavor. He's not serious at all, is pretty edgy, and takes everything like a parody. He's also a shitter and posts memes on instagram. He has the abilities of super speed, super strength, teleportation, interdimensional travel, levitation, ki powers, a rage mode which makes churros cry out of his eyes, etc. He hops around dimensions and universes fooling around because he believes that's the only thing to do in life. He commonly takes then role of a pizza guy delivering pizzas interdimensionally. One famous place he apeared in was the lost episode of I Carly where he was a pizza guy. It's unknown if he possesses immortality but he doesn't seem to age nor seems to have a known birth date. He's very chaotic neutral in nature and only does what he thinks is funny. Known information is very complicated.
"Yoo Shallow the Wetdog is awesome!"
Something bigger than all of us, that controls what the weather will be.
"Weedog is being cruel today"
weedog by haydos22222 July 21, 2014

Wet Dog Alien 

An individual who naturally has alien characteristics and curly hair, which when wet resembles that of a wet dog.
Jack, you're such a wet dog alien!
Wet Dog Alien by Experimental Wet Dog September 19, 2021

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.
krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.
wet dog in a tub by joe February 18, 2004

Wet Dog Breath 

One who's staank breath smells like a wet dog.
Wet Dog Breath by Vinny B33 August 6, 2010