Wet Jesus

When a woman drags her hand across her wet vagina, and smacks you in the face with it.

Damn dude, I tried putting it in her ass. that bitch turned around and gave me a Wet Jesus.

Wet Jesus by <R><K> June 22, 2007

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Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.

Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!

Wet Jesus by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

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Jesus wet

A measure of wetness such that even Jesus Christ would not be able to walk across the wetness.

Example Michael's sister's panties are Jesus wet!

Jesus wet by §eth October 13, 2004

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wet jesse

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep

I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse

wet jesse by the busdriver April 8, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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