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When a woman drags her hand across her wet vagina, and smacks you in the face with it.
Damn dude, I tried putting it in her ass. that bitch turned around and gave me a Wet Jesus.
by <R><K> June 01, 2007
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The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!
by WetWaterPark July 05, 2017
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