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Wet Jesus

When a woman drags her hand across her wet vagina, and smacks you in the face with it.
Damn dude, I tried putting it in her ass. that bitch turned around and gave me a Wet Jesus.
by <R><K> June 22, 2007
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Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!
by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017
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Jesus wet

A measure of wetness such that even Jesus Christ would not be able to walk across the wetness.
Example Michael's sister's panties are Jesus wet!
by §eth October 13, 2004
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wet jesse

The act of ejaculating on someone's face while they sleep
I snuck up on her and gave her a Wet Jesse
by the busdriver April 8, 2010
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