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Jesus wet
A
measure
of
wetness
such that even
Jesus Christ
would not be able to walk across the wetness.
Example
Michael's
sister's
panties
are Jesus wet!
by
§eth
October 13, 2004
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Jesus wet
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Wet Jesus
When a woman
drags
her hand across her
wet vagina
, and
smacks
you in the face with it.
Damn dude
, I tried putting it in her ass. that bitch
turned around
and gave me
a Wet
Jesus.
by
<R><K>
June 2, 2007
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Wet Jesus
mug.
Wet Jesus
The most popular
ride
at
a Christian
water
park
.
Holy water
flows through
the Wet
Jesus ride, so you can get
baptized
while also having fun!
by
WetWaterPark
July 6, 2017
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Wet Jesus
mug.
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