Stinky Jesus

When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.
Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.
by WetWaterPark July 05, 2017
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Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!
by WetWaterPark July 06, 2017
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