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West Spring 

Two words:

Just don’t.

Anyways, Zhenghua Secondary School is located not too far away from WSSS. It was our school that enabled WSSS to start its operations. Did you know WSSS started out in Zhenghua’s campus? We practically made you!

We have top notch facilities like a rock wall, outdoor high elements, and ramps that link all four levels of the campus for those who are handicapped, and for the lazy fucks out there who cant be bothered to take the stairs.

Here, the students run the show! Everyone gets a say in anything, without any teachers or staff punishing you for speaking your mind.

We have comfy uniforms that don’t make you have a heat stroke! Introducing our polo uniform! It’s made of dri fit (think fbt shirts). Imagine wearing that every day, regardless of whether there’s a pandemic or not! Who cares if it’s red, at least it isnt the boring old white tops and dark coloured bottoms!

Delicious food is served in our canteen, with eight stalls ranging from your cai fan stall, japanese and western cuisines, interesting takes on fusion food, scrumptious malay dishes, and so much more!

Upper secondary classrooms are all fitted with air cons that will be turned on throughout the day. What a delight in hot and humid Singapore, all paid for by LTA!

We statistically score better than WSSS in all national exams, so if you want to make the right choice and not simply go with the hype,

Choose Zhenghua Secondary School as your first choice!
Don’t bother about West Spring, join Zhenghua Secondary School!
West Spring by westspringbad November 9, 2021

West Spring Secondary School 

Dog shit school and egoistic kids residing there. Trash discipline master Mr suki just wanna find fault with everybody. Peepee poopoo everywhere in the boys toilet Fun fact: Zhenghua secondary is salty that we have a higher intake and better reputation than their cheap spin off KFC setting.

west spring primary school 

school is fucking biased, fucking indian teachers dont give you any chance explain what you do wrong like ms kavitha and mrs zahid. they are fucking retarded biased to the smart kids. school has a shit ton of facilities yet students barely get to use it. so many old teachers teach like giving lecture to grandson. tell the teachers if fucking raining got traffic jam yet they still scold like the student fucking fault

West Springfield 

Not to be confused with "central Springfield" or the Mixing Bowl side of town. Centered around the intersection of Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road.
West Springfield by hola February 28, 2005

West Springfield 

A crime ridden city in Massachusetts. Fondly known as West side. West Side is basically the shittiest place in the united states. If you live there you have officially hit rock bottom, that or you're on some kind of drug. There colors are blue and white. Blue is Understandable because it represents depression, which is what you feel if you live in this hell hole. This place is worse than Agawam, that's got to say something. I'm sincerely sorry if you live here.
Stop that, you're embarrassing, people will think you're from West Springfield.
West Springfield by not a westsider November 27, 2011

West Springfield 

People that like to steal crew jackets. to their credit, the jackets were returned... some of them... eventually
C'mon dude, put the jacket down; You don't want people thinking you're a West Springfield
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