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Andrew Wessen 

Fucking sexiest guitarist of the fucking sexiest band there ever was: GROUPLOVE. Great hair, great teeth, great smile, and great personality. Accepts any and all prom invitations and is sweet beyond belief. Also surfs professionally, which just adds to the sex appeal.
1: Hey have you heard that song by GROUPLOVE: spun?
me: Yes yes YES fucking YES andrew wessen aka sex god sings and plays uke on it its so fucking hot oh my god fangirling.
Andrew Wessen by andrew appreciaton September 2, 2012

One Wessen meal 

Noun: A monthly meal that comprises of rice, chicken, caslaw salad, soup and beetrud. The meal is usually consumed on Wednesdays by corporations or companies and is eaten 4 times a month.
You will pay one Wessen meal for me.

-meaning that the person will pay for a month's worth of Wessen meal (4) for that person
One Wessen meal by Howard Payne February 15, 2025

Hayley Westenra 

the New Zealand teenage singing sensation, known for her incredible voice and is also a very beautiful, young woman. she's also a member of Celtic Women.
zomg, it's Hayley Westenra, i love her so much!!!
Hayley Westenra by sot1006 September 30, 2008

Hayley Westenra 

New Zealand Soprano known for her pure angelic voice.
Hayley Westenra is so good she sang with Andrea Bocelli.

weissenheimer

a smart ass, or practical joker.
term is of German origin.
John has a quip for any comment. What a weissenheimer!
weissenheimer by jagertroop September 18, 2006

Websense 

Satan's personal intenet proxy
I hear satan has installed Websense on the college network
Oh shit, not that fucking crap
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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