wendy’s 

A restaurant that’s secretly holding a cult and will cook you well done while roasting you in the process.

Twitter comment: @Wendy’s Mc’Donalds is better take notes!

Wendy’s: That’s like telling me to copy homework from someone who can read.

wendy’s by Itz_queenjj February 12, 2018

Wendy’s 

It’s a sloth meme!

Do you like Wendy’s?
Because I hope you like it Wendy’s nuts hit your face.

Wendy’s by Sloth_meme_101 December 1, 2018

Wendy’s 

A restaurant which is usually built around Tim Horton’s and a knock-off Of McDonald’s. It just happens to be named after Peter Pan’s girlfriend

Yo man, I’m gonna stop by real quick to get wendy’s. I’m super hungry

Wendy’s by Familyrecordj May 22, 2018

Wendy's 

Open late to serve stoners.

Wendy's by Anonymous November 4, 2003

wendy's 

Crappy place to work as it is the scourge is cheap people everywhere who like to order excessive amounts of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.

CUSTOMER: "Yes I'd like 7 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers."
ME: "Damn the 99c Menu!"

Damn people then get mad when there 7 burgers aren't done in under 30 seconds because they obviously forget they are cheap and aren't the only people waiting for food.

wendy's by anonymous January 16, 2004

wendy's 

n. Fast food chain which cooks up a damn tasty bowl of chili.

If you're too much of a pansy for the "traditional" recipe, you can request that your chili be served without severed human appendages.

Cashier: Hello, welcome to Wendy's, what can we get for you?

Customer: I'll have a large bowl of chili, supersize that please, and uh...can you please hold the fingers and toes in that order, ma'am?

wendy's by Carl Willis March 27, 2005

Wendy's 

The absolute worst place a human being could ever work. The managers are promoted without even knowing how to be a manager, the same customers come in every fucking day (sometimes more than once), the customers order Jr. Bacons and 99 cent Crispy Chicken like it's a god damn White Castle Crave Case, it's like a high school with all the drama and stupid teenagers, and you never get a raise -- ever.

Oddly enough, for some reason it's hard to totally quit working there. People quit all the time, but seem to always come back begging for a job.

There are supposed to be eight people working per shift, but often times there will only be five.

The most irritating stations to work at are:

sandwiches - Not bad when there are two sandwich makers, but one person usually has to make sandwiches for the dining room and drive-thu all by theirself because kids call off or the schedule sucks.

front register - This sucks because you have to deal with customers and they always stare at you when they have to wait more than 20 seconds, plus no one on line is doing their job correctly.

back coordinator - It's ok until people start ordering a shit load of potatoes, chili, and salads all for the same order.

You sometimes find a couple people that are decent workers, but two people isn't enough when everyone else is sitting in the managers office talking on the phone and smoking.

Some people can walk out on the entire crew on a busy day, and still come back without any problem. If YOU are even five minutes late though, you never ever hear the end of it.

*Note - I know I am forgetting a ton of shit, but you get the picture.

Old fucking Lady: "Hey, it's 11:30. Time to head up to Wendy's like we do every other day of our fucking lives."

Weird Man: "I go to Wendy's and order the same thing every day."

Teenager 1: "Yeah, I want 4 Jr. Bacons, two no mayo, a number three, and a five piece nugget."
Teenager 2: (Sees what his friend ordered so he orders the same exact thing.)

Customer at Speaker: "Lemme have a number two."
Employee: "What size did you want your combo?"
CaS: "Huh?"
Employee: "Did you want your combo small, medium, or large?"
CaS: "Oh....ummm...normal"
Employee: "What kind of drink?"
CaS: "Do you have Dr. Pepper?"
Employee: "No, we have Mr. Pibb. It's just like Dr. Pepper."
CaS: "Oh...let me just have a Mountain Dew."
Employee: "We serve Coke products.."
CaS: "Ok then, give me an Orange."
Employee: "We don't have Orange. The closet thing we have is Hi-C Fruit Punch"
CaS: "Just give me a Coke then."
Employee: "Ok, your total is --"
CaS: "Can I get a potato instead of fries for that combo?"
Employee: (sigh) "plain or sour cream and chive?"
CaS: "I don't know.."
Employee: (freaks out and throws headset into the fryer....comes back in three months asking for a job)

Wendy's by JeVo July 8, 2006