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The pussy abscess from a spider-bite on a man's penis.
Man 1 - "Dude, I got such a welnch!"

Man 2 - "Ohh! That sucks so bad!"

Man 1 - "The puss smells bad when it leaks.."
Welnch by Grossguy April 27, 2011
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Silence wench 

Either you want to be monke or you just want to be happy
girl: and if you choose the 30 dollar subscript-
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy
Silence wench by PsychoTurtle990 February 23, 2021

Hot wench summer 

Typically used on tiktok, its a reference referring to hot girl summer where its considered the same thing but in medieval times where "thee maiden shows thy ankles" while she dances preparing for hot wench summer.
"Thy maiden spending thee hot wench summer showing thy ankles, belongeth to thy cobbled paths.
Hot wench summer by Evyln cost April 25, 2021

Welchmanship 

1. Character, Practice or Behavior of Welchmanlike conduct
2. Takes wins and losses with little grace,

3. Often looks for unfair advantages
4. A catalyst for engaging conversation on topics such as politics and religion, specifically between the hours of 1 and 3 in the morning.
a. Synonym – Sportsmanship
b. Antonym – Interestingly, Also Sportsmanship
You display welchmanship when you encounter a bear in the woods and before running away you trip your friend.
Welchmanship by sneakypete2020 September 28, 2011

fag wench 

A male homosexual prostitute
Noun 1.Fag - offensive term for an openly homosexual man
Noun 1.Wench - A "strumpet" who engages in sexual activity for monies
Example 1
John - Look theres Gary "fag wenching" again
Luke - Yeah hes got syphilis no doubt

Example 2
James - Stop kicking me you fag wench
Jack - That was really hurtful James.
fag wench by coups March 16, 2008
one who wenches; one who seeks lewd women.
A wencher's hand is stronger than a pimp's hand.
wencher by meganst88 October 26, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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