Welnch

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Definitions
1.)The pussy leaky abscess from an infected spider bite on your dick.

2.)Another word for Fuck.

Examples
1.)That Welnch looks painful.

2.)I Welnched so hard last night

Welnch by Walcher April 25, 2011

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Welnch

The pussy abscess from a spider-bite on a man's penis.

Man 1 - "Dude, I got such a welnch!"

Man 2 - "Ohh! That sucks so bad!"

Man 1 - "The puss smells bad when it leaks.."

Welnch by Grossguy April 27, 2011

Related Words

Welnch • wench • Welch • Welching • Welcher • welched • Wenching • wencher • WEENCH • Welchans

Silence wench

Either you want to be monke or you just want to be happy

girl: and if you choose the 30 dollar subscript-
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

Silence wench by PsychoTurtle990 February 23, 2021

Hot wench summer

Typically used on tiktok, its a reference referring to hot girl summer where its considered the same thing but in medieval times where "thee maiden shows thy ankles" while she dances preparing for hot wench summer.

"Thy maiden spending thee hot wench summer showing thy ankles, belongeth to thy cobbled paths.

Hot wench summer by Evyln cost April 25, 2021

Welchmanship

1. Character, Practice or Behavior of Welchmanlike conduct
2. Takes wins and losses with little grace,

3. Often looks for unfair advantages
4. A catalyst for engaging conversation on topics such as politics and religion, specifically between the hours of 1 and 3 in the morning.
a. Synonym – Sportsmanship
b. Antonym – Interestingly, Also Sportsmanship

You display welchmanship when you encounter a bear in the woods and before running away you trip your friend.

Welchmanship by sneakypete2020 September 28, 2011

fag wench

A male homosexual prostitute
Noun 1.Fag - offensive term for an openly homosexual man
Noun 1.Wench - A "strumpet" who engages in sexual activity for monies

Example 1
John - Look theres Gary "fag wenching" again
Luke - Yeah hes got syphilis no doubt

Example 2
James - Stop kicking me you fag wench
Jack - That was really hurtful James.

fag wench by coups March 16, 2008

wencher

one who wenches; one who seeks lewd women.

A wencher's hand is stronger than a pimp's hand.

wencher by meganst88 October 26, 2010

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026