Wellney 

The coolest most funnest person ever makes things fun and is a good artistic person very nice and funny. Often called squidney or Sidney. They are fun people that are really pretty and interesting too

Hello are you wellney!

Yeah!
I could tell because you are soo cool!

Wellney by Koolkat418 April 20, 2019

wellness advocate 

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.

As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

wellness advocate by OnyxandCake May 6, 2018

do a wellsey 

fuck up big style, generally whilst doing something really easy.

"my god, he's done a wellsey" Bernie Klein 2004

do a wellsey by Bernie Klein May 24, 2004

Wellness Wednesday 

The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!

Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!

Wellness Wednesday by cmb009 October 15, 2010

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour 

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour is Snoop Dogg's upcoming summer tour for 2017. He's performing at sixteen resorts worldwide to promote his new single "Mount Kushmore." Kush is a strain of Marijuana from India (cannabis indica).

Are you looking for a new way to achieve optimal health this summer? Come and see Snoop Dogg in concert as he begins his Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour.

Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour by PWS27 October 1, 2017

wellness advocate 

Balls deep in pyramid scheme

“I’m a wellness advocate. Would you like more details on my snake oils?”

wellness advocate by Wall101 May 6, 2018

Wellness Policy 

A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.

The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.

Wellness Policy by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007