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wellness 

The general state of well-being, generally associated with the presence of human emotions possessing generally happy, optomistic qualities. Wellness can be found often in those that are morally straight, giving, rich, and other people who can be assumed due to the previous description.
One might wonder, "How are the rich assocated with wellness?" Well, to answer your question which would most likely not be asked in so many words, it was a joke intended to be put down here in the italics text which it seems you are reading currently, the idea being to make the reader laugh, although it seems this attempt has failed miserably.
wellness by Theodorus April 28, 2004
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wellness advocate 

Someone who's balls deep in a pyramid scheme and thinks they can cure any ailment with essential oils or pink drinks.
As a Wellness Advocate I can assure you that this $70 bottle of oil of oergano will cure your child of any disease and won't give them autism like vaccines.

Wellness Wednesday 

The act of partaking in alcoholic beverages on Wednesdays, with or without company. This is proved to make you feel better and help you to make it through the rest of the week. So cheers and happy hump day (wellness Wednesday)!
Me: Hey Tic! Want to come over for wellness Wednesday?
Tic: Sure, I'll bring the Stones!
Wellness Wednesday by cmb009 October 15, 2010

wellness advocate 

Balls deep in pyramid scheme
“I’m a wellness advocate. Would you like more details on my snake oils?”
wellness advocate by Wall101 May 6, 2018

Wellness Policy 

A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.
The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.
Wellness Policy by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

Wellness advocate 

A person who’s balls deep in some mlm company or pyramid scheme. Usually involves google searching research.
Well, I’m a wellness advocate and have done tons of research on this.
Wellness advocate by Fawkiia May 6, 2018

Wellness Warrior

Someone (not a doctor) responsible for people's deaths by convincing them activated almonds and a massage will cure their cancer.
The celebrity wellness warrior blogger was sentenced to 2 years and a $100,000 fine for their role in the death of a young women who refused treatment for her brain tumour.
Wellness Warrior by DougMasters16 October 1, 2017
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