The general state of well-being, generally associated with the presence of human emotions possessing generally happy, optomistic qualities. Wellness can be found often in those that are morally straight, giving, rich, and other people who can be assumed due to the previous description.
One might wonder, "How are the rich assocated with wellness?" Well, to answer your question which would most likely not be asked in so many words, it was a joke intended to be put down here in the italics text which it seems you are reading currently, the idea being to make the reader laugh, although it seems this attempt has failed miserably.
by Theodorus April 28, 2004
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1. Term used in situations of disbelief.

2. Said to someone or people you didn't expect to see.

3. Used when speaking to a specific group or person when questioning their motives.
1. Well well well, I can't believe that happened.

2. Well well well, look who it is.

3. Well well well, what are you doing here?
by PineappleJuice March 08, 2015
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A dance move popularized by MrTLexify. "Imagine that you're at the bottom of a dark well, and there's a bunch of dicks all around you, and you gotta get 'em all off and that's how you dance" - MrTLexify
Lex did the well at a party once and he got so many bitches
by ANamelessPotato July 28, 2017
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what you say when you don’t know what else to say
chris: i like another girl

mary: well.
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Any drink prepared with liquor deemed by a particular bar as "wells". All bars have different brands of "wells liquor". Usually this is their cheapest liquor and is used in most drinks unless a specific brand of liquor is "called" (requested).
See call.
Special: $2 Shots. (Wells)
by Wester97 March 30, 2004
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The well is the shelf under the bar where they keep liquor at hand for mixing drinks. So, a well brand or house brand is the brand of liquor served when a customer requests a drink by its generic name (e.g. gin and tonic, scotch and soda). It's usually the least expensive brand served, as opposed to more expensive call brands.
Order me a Jack and Coke. Their well brand tastes like bathtup gin.
by dianneordi June 15, 2008
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A word used in Ireland generally in tipperary and by culchies. Often followed by 'hows she cuttin'?' Means hi! =
Pat: Well dick! Howz she cutin'?
Dick: Ah, sure tis grand.

all in a bogger accent
by KK-Max March 30, 2008
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