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weinie hut juniors

A place where lame dweebs hang out on an episode of Sponge Bob Squarepants.
Sponge Bob was sent to Weinie hut juniors becasue he was not tough enough to get into the other bar with Sandy Cheeks.
weinie hut juniors by t June 30, 2004

weinie dance 

The flapping of the cock by forcefully thrusting hips back and forth. Causing the cock to meet the stomach and then the asshole.
Casey did the weine dance after scoring with Steve's mom.
weinie dance by Casey Bonner February 18, 2005

weinie hat 

Referring to your son's forskin with what feels more appropriate so he doesn't start saying forskin.
You can refer to an uncircumcised little boy's penis by saying it has a weinie hat because saying forskin is gross.
weinie hat by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Weinie Wedgie 

When your pants scrunch up into the crevices of your sac in the most uncomfortable manner.
Trev: Oh man I got a serious Weinie Wedgie
Me: Then pull it out when nobody's looking
Weinie Wedgie by Weinie Wedger September 8, 2007

Weinie Washer 

A cougar that has sex in the same frequency that a car wash washes cars!
Dick, I was at your moms house and she let me take a ride in the weinie washer!

Weinie Gravy 

The fluid that is ejaculated from the penis, during sex or masterbation.
Nancy was so happy Jim got his Viagra, because he can make alot of weinie gravy.
Weinie Gravy by SEAM WELDERS September 8, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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