Weedpecker

The noise associated with cashing out a glass bowl that resembles a woodpecker.

Haha, did you hear the weedpecker?

by CUNT SLAYER! September 30, 2010

Dusky Woodpecker

The act of attaching a strap-on dildo around your head and using it to repeatedly penetrate your partner's anus.

"Have you seen Debbie's neck muscles? They're like ropes!"
"I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."

by Dolphin Toast August 16, 2009

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 6, 2015

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 6, 2015

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 6, 2015

Woodpecker Game

A technique used to attract persons of the opposite sex through a sequence of repeated, positive interactions taking place at dive bars and in the computer lab at Huntsman Hall which advance the pursuer’s cause ever so slightly with each passing day, much like the strategy a WOODPECKER employs to chop down a tree.

Jon takes forever to seal the deal, but his woodpecker game is unmatched. Given enough time, he'll cut down the entire forest.

by Woodrow Piculet December 17, 2008