wempecker 

Someone who works with WEMPEC (Wisconsin Electric Machines and Power Electronics Consortium) at UW-Madison!

Wempeckers are the coolest person on campus!

wempecker by wempecker April 6, 2010

wadpecker 

A wad pecker is somebody who spends their spare time (and in fact all of their time) pecking wads from the floor, and any other place the wads may have been deposited. these foul creatures of the night feed only on semen, anal seepage, and nipple blood.

Dave to Pete:
"Wow, would you look at that wadpecker."
Pete to Dave:
"No, no I wont."
Dave to Pete:
"You're going to rape me, aren't you?"
Pete to Dave:
"Why yes, yes I am."

wadpecker by penissolderedtoasoldersoldier September 4, 2006

Weedpecker 

The noise associated with cashing out a glass bowl that resembles a woodpecker.

Haha, did you hear the weedpecker?

Weedpecker by CUNT SLAYER! September 30, 2010