Weed-whack 

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.

1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.

Weed-whack by Woodsy Woman June 29, 2020

Philadelphia weed whack 

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

Philadelphia weed whack by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Whack your Weed 

Lmao get fucked Red

I'm gonna whack your weed.

Whack your Weed by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Whack your Weed 

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis

I'm going to whack your weed!

Whack your Weed by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday 

Usually when someone is working very hard or when they tell a terrible joke and your being sarcastic that their joke is good

Guy 1- hey bro guess what
Guy 2- what
Guy 1-what is fat and goes bump at night
Guy 2-idk what
Guy 1-Ur mom!
Guy 2- wow that joke slapped harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday

harder than a weed wacker on a Thursday by Big brain today November 12, 2020

Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?

Weed Wacker by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010

Filipino weed-whacker 

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.

Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!

Filipino weed-whacker by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014