Weed-Speed
Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?
Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
Weed-Speed by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011
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Weed Speed
Steamboat: i was walking to class but i was on that weed speed so i was 10 min late.
B Willy:stop smoking that bong water
B Willy:stop smoking that bong water
Weed Speed by Squints 2.0 March 13, 2011
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Weed or Speed
A question that needs to be asked to determine the rate at which a particular task will be accomplished. Regardless of the reply, the task will be fucked up.
When hiring a person to do work for you that has a questionable look or intelligence about them, always ask: "Hey man, you on Weed or Speed?"
Weed or Speed by 30 Ware May 9, 2006
Speed weed
Speed weed by All hail my mighty penis December 4, 2017
Speed weed challenge
So basically it’s this challenge I can’t up with where you get a group together and everyone brings their own dab pens or weed or whatever and every minute you take one hit and the last person to fall asleep wins
Guy 1: Yo nigga, we trying the speed weed challenge Friday
Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question
Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old
Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom
Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit
Guy 2: hell ya dawg, that ain’t even a question, of course I will, dumbfuck
Guy 1: chill the fuck down asshole, I asked you a question
Guy 2: oh my bad slime, just playing though
Guy 3: can I join the challenge
Guy 1: nah bitch, you’re like 9 years old
Guy 3: aw I’m telling mom
Guy 2: okay, go tell your mom you dirty fucking rat ass price of shit
Speed weed challenge by MoanDawg69 August 26, 2019
speed weed
The largest marijuana collective and delivery service in the US based in Los Angeles but serving every legal area in the US. Speed Weed carries the largest selection of top shelf marijuana. They are celebrity endorsed. The owners are cannabis activists that are constantly in the national news on Television, Radio, and Pod Casts. Joe Rogan is a huge supporter and often has the owner Gino on his podcasts.
It's 1am how can we get some dank buds?
Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.
Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.
speed weed by The Fierce Bambino September 2, 2014
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