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Weed war 

A smoking game in which you throw skunk weed at a friend, and then they smoke the weed. Then they throw it back to you, you smoke it. You do this until each person begins to see leprechauns, then you go looking for their gold. And in the morning you wake up in a pile of leprechaun gold.
YOU: Hey lets have a Weed war

FRIEND: Alright let me get on my flack jacket

YOU: Take that (throw the skunk weed)

FRIEND: (Smoke the reefer) take that douchebag

YOU: (Hit that shit) Ah the leprechauns

FRIEND: HOLY JESUS JUICE, ahahah

YOU: Look I found the gold

*NEXT MORNING*

FRIEND: Where the fuck are we?

YOU: We have found it, hahaha

FRIEND: FUCK YOU LEPRECHAUNS

YOU: HAHAHA
Weed war by Joe Biden JR. November 16, 2009
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Weed Warrior

Someone who actively fights for the legalization of marijuana, and get angry when people disagree.
"I can't believe that the government would legalize pot!"
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks
Weed Warrior by School Stoner October 2, 2010

weekend warrior weed 

you smoke shwag on weekdays, and on weekends you smoke your ooooooey.

your higher quality weed that you reserve for the weekends.
what you doing this friday? i'm smokin my weekend warrior weed.
weekend warrior weed by mastagusta December 18, 2009

Weedwarp 

1. When you lose track of time while high on marijuana.

2. When you space out and become non verbal while high on marijuana.
1. I got caught in a weedwarp while sitting at a red light that seemed to last 10 minutes, but actually only lasted 2 minutes.

2. My friends thought something was wrong when I stopped talking. I assured them it was merely a weedwarp and announced ā€œI’m back!ā€ After coming out of it.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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