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Weed Ass 

A Pot Head who's shits began to smell nothing but weed
"Bro, Dace the smokers shit smells just like weed now"
"Yea mans she's got weed ass"
Weed Ass by Myles Madrigal March 24, 2020
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dank ass weed 

Really fine cannabis. High quality marijuana that provides an intense effect.
Yo. We be hittin' an' jammin' at da party after smokin' some dank ass weed.
dank ass weed by Billy Be Da Poppa' December 15, 2015

ass weed 

When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green
example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit

Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.
ass weed by N53Nick May 13, 2009

Ass Weed 

When you smoke weed from someones ass
Dude, You wanna go smoke some ass weed on Janessa

asshole weed 

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole
asshole weed by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

asshole weed 

when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test
hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!
asshole weed by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021
Someone who graduated highschool with a maximum 1.5 GPA and succeeded in barely passing gym. One might see them agressively hitting on women younger or older than themselves and may be heard talking about all the drugs/bitches they are gonna do this weekend. Dont be surprised if they wind up being way too cool for you.
My cousin is nothing but a dirty drugaddicted weedass.
weedass by douche conoe enigma February 14, 2014
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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