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ass weed 

When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green
example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit

Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.
ass weed by N53Nick May 13, 2009
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Ass Weed 

Dude, You wanna go smoke some ass weed on Janessa

dank ass weed 

Really fine cannabis. High quality marijuana that provides an intense effect.
Yo. We be hittin' an' jammin' at da party after smokin' some dank ass weed.
dank ass weed by Billy Be Da Poppa' December 15, 2015

Weed Ass 

A Pot Head who's shits began to smell nothing but weed
"Bro, Dace the smokers shit smells just like weed now"
"Yea mans she's got weed ass"
Weed Ass by Myles Madrigal March 24, 2020

Wack ass weeds 

People that is just stuck up and annoying and think they are all that
I can’t stand Bethany she is such a (wack ass weeds
Wack ass weeds by Kimmmmmm353 July 7, 2019

Weedy Ass Persian 

a woman who brings home men from local frats, specially bosnians.
That girl was a weedy ass persian, she gets all the men!
Weedy Ass Persian by KSKsquad November 21, 2004
A weed growing from the backside of a person or animal.
These weeds grow more every day.
You are such an assweed!

Look at his assweed!
assweed by Boudewijn November 4, 2003
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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