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An individual that clearly has absolutely no idea on how to think, use or interact with the Interweb.
That guy has no idea on how to use the internet to his own advantage. He is such a Webtard.
Webtard by vevmesteren December 9, 2009

webtarded 

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.
I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...
webtarded by anonymous_a April 14, 2008
When some information does not successfully go through while using the internet. Most noticable when using a messenger service of some kind (msn, aim)
I didn't get all of whathe was saying because of the webfart.
Webfart by dawg March 14, 2005
n., any individual whose act of personal stupidity is video recorded and available for viewing on the Internet (i.e., lipsynching a song, or otherwise acting like a total douche)
Did you see that video of those stupid Asian guys lipsynching to that lame-ass Backseat Boys song? What a couple of webtards!

Oh yeah, and what about that numa-numa kid? A classic example of a fucking webtard at work!
webtard by HEFFABONG April 12, 2006
An individual who is oblivious to web scams and phishing, usually having sub-par security installed on his machine.
I have to go next door to that webtard next door again, to remove yet another root kit.
Webtard by DocBrown68 June 21, 2008
Someone who floods message boards and forums with single line entries simply responding to a previous post and adding nothing to the thread.
Previous post: "I saw the Broncos game last week. It was fantastic !!"
Webtard: "Yeah"

or descriptive of...."That guy writes total crap, he's such a webtard."
webtard by tvc December 28, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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