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When I walked to the park the other day, I trod in a webcke.
Webcke by johnny95 January 1, 2012
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Coined by Jeff Rowland, author of the Web-Comic OverCompensating, WebCest is defined as something that is "As bad as incest only it happens in Cyberspace"
From OverCompensating, August 2nd, 2005: "Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes! It's that feelin' you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tubgirl and goatse and you're all alone on a school bus."
webCest by MANGLOR September 13, 2005
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Webcest describes actions of a sexual nature that have been made possible only by the internet. Something described as webcest should be disturbing to some large population, as incest is.
Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes!

It's that feelin' you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tub girl and goatse and you're all alone on a school bus.

Webcest is when you find dirty pictures of your ex-girlfriend on the internet and you print them out for later.

Webcest is when you realize that you're wanking off to a distant relative without knowing before.

Webcest is finding a porn site about a girl who looks like your exgirlfriend and bookmarking it.

Webcest is when you realize the fifteen-year-old you've been having cyber sex with is actually your niece.

You don't get STDs from Webcest, but you should.
Webcest by Erik the Red August 30, 2005
Everything depraved, dirty, and otherwise morally outrageous that has become generally avaliable thanks to the internet.
Webcest is when you start putting your undergarments on the scanner and posting the pictures on pro-anorexia Livejournal communities.
webcest by Camerazn September 4, 2005
Neologism. It describes unusual fetishes, beliefs and activities that have been either developed on, or entirely facilitated by, the Internet. Something described as webcest should not simply be bizarre or unusual, but disturbing and unacceptable to most people (as incest is outside of the internet.)
Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes! It's that feelin' you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tubgirl and Goatse.cx and you're all alone on a school bus.
Webcest by Wobbles September 1, 2005
Any disturbing sexual practice made possible by the internet.
Webcest is surfing for images of things your girlfriend won't do while she's begging you to come to bed.
webcest by chroniclass September 2, 2005
Webcest means anything kind of deviant and/or disgusting that people do because of the internet. First defined by Jeffrey Rowland in Overcompensating.
Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes!
Webcest by oball September 19, 2005
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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