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weans

someone who is a weiner. specifically, they don't really do anything productive or contributing to society. instead they lay around and do nothing. being a weans can be temporary for some, but for others, the conditions can be far worse and eventually turn into a lifestyle. however, for the most part, being a weans is an endearing term meant for lazy friends who should be made fun of on a daily basis.
james: so i woke up the other day around 2 and then i just played video games all day and looked at ebay.

katie: wow... okay ya weans!
by lovekatiegrace March 8, 2011
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Weans

This is simply beans mixed with weed. It is common among young adults and mainly consumed by people who do not actively smoke weed but want to get high.
Me: Hey, how are y’all celebrating 4:20 this year?

Friend: I don’t smoke bro, but I’m definitely making some Weans tonight!
by LordBaldwin April 20, 2020
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Gibby weans

Gibby weans are children that live on Gibbs hill in Scotland, they are known to steal peoples shoes.
"I can't find my shoes!"

"Must of been the Gibby Weans."

"Give me my shoe back! Don't be a Gibby Wean!"
by Turtle Laurens January 8, 2019
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Brain-Weasels

Intrusive thoughts of self-doubt and despair, often associated with depression or anxiety, that crawl into your brain and make it hard to focus on other things.
I was going to go to the party, but my brain-weasels were so bad that I couldn't deal with other people that evening.
by e.m.b. December 16, 2015
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George Weasley

The sexiest character in the Harry Potter books. He is a great prankster and Quiddich player. He is in Gryffiondor, along with his brothers Bill, Charlie, Percy, fred, and Ron, and sister Ginny.
George Weasley: I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
George Weasley: Mischief managed.
by ThatChickFromRavenclaw December 20, 2014
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weasel-foot

a derogatory term, aimed at no group or persons in particular, used with the intent of completely and utterly confusing the receiver of the insult.
"If you weren't such a fucking weasel-foot, you'd fucking understand!"
by JFrag November 2, 2007
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Fred Weasley

Awesome character in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is the twin of George Weasley, and the brother of Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ron, and Ginny Weasley. He will be deeply missed.
I cried so hard when Fred Weasley died in Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows!!!
by danserfille April 3, 2011
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