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(Scottish): Brats, bairns. Wee sooky bastards. Children.

In the Scottish vernacular, wean is either from the words "wee ane" (meaning small one), or something to do with weaning the wee ane aff the milk.
"Oi, wid yi git 'e wean awae fae 'e TV afore he breaks it?"
Wean by Kitty T January 26, 2009
Related Words
Weaner • wean • weanus • weanis • weanie • weant • Weanut • wean & peen • Wean-her • Wean Out

wean & peen 

during intercourse at the height of a partner’s arousal, a man pulls out of the his partner’s vagina or anus, firmly grasping his erection with one hand the man use a ball-peen hammer in the other hand to aggressively peen (aka strike) his erection until he ejaculates onto his partner’s face
Susan was close to climax when Alec pulled out and began to wean & peen.
wean & peen by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

Wean Out 

verb-to trick people into believing what you say so that they will like you or to avoid pissing them off; however the true intent of your plan is to screw them over at every turn.
Can you believe this? I spoke with him just two days ago and now he won't answer my calls or answer the door! Looks like another wean out...

or

Josh just pulled the ultimate wean out! Dangit! Wean got me again!
Wean Out by tvmystic November 11, 2010

wean peek 

When a male tries to discriminately check out another guy's dick, in a locker room, shower, or at side by side urinals.
I snuck a wean peek at Steve when we were in the john yesterday. Gave me an inadequacy complex.
wean peek by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

wean the bean

The female version of “beating the meat”
Man, i’m gonna go wean the bean for the 2nd time today.
wean the bean by c00lkid6969 January 14, 2019
Weaning a female off the ventilator in the ICU setting
Carla was intubated in the ICU for airway protection after admit for AMS. Plans are to wean-her from the vent as tolerated.
Wean-her by Mave DcComas April 16, 2026
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