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Scottish (mainly West of Scotland) term for a child. Derived from wee-ane (wee-one or little-one) Similar to Bairn
How many weans have you got?

=How many children do you have?
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to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)
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(Scottish): Brats, bairns. Wee sooky bastards. Children.

In the Scottish vernacular, wean is either from the words "wee ane" (meaning small one), or something to do with weaning the wee ane aff the milk.
"Oi, wid yi git 'e wean awae fae 'e TV afore he breaks it?"
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someone who is a weiner. specifically, they don't really do anything productive or contributing to society. instead they lay around and do nothing. being a weans can be temporary for some, but for others, the conditions can be far worse and eventually turn into a lifestyle. however, for the most part, being a weans is an endearing term meant for lazy friends who should be made fun of on a daily basis.
james: so i woke up the other day around 2 and then i just played video games all day and looked at ebay.

katie: wow... okay ya weans!
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This is simply beans mixed with weed. It is common among young adults and mainly consumed by people who do not actively smoke weed but want to get high.
Me: Hey, how are y’all celebrating 4:20 this year?

Friend: I don’t smoke bro, but I’m definitely making some Weans tonight!
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