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Weak Dick 

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.
Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.
Weak Dick by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015
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weak dick 

a penis that is misleading and turns into a waste of time fucking all off beat
I been talking with this dude for a minute so I was pissed off when he gave me that weak dick.
weak dick by disappointedwoman January 22, 2009

Weak dick syndrome 

Kyle Creutz
Bro: bro so I heard you got a weak dick syndrome

Kyle: yeah that's why I don't stay with anyone for over a year
Weak dick syndrome by Heheheyoudumb November 16, 2017

dick-weak 

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive
He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.
dick-weak by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016

weakdick 

A penis incapable of successfully sustaining an erection.
You have a weakdick on Thursdays, aye? I suppose my mom won't be at your house on Thursday then.
weakdick by B-Drac November 8, 2003

weakdick 

someone, or something so extradanarily lame it/he/she evokes the character and disposition of a superiorly lame, impotent, useless penis.
This fuggin' Calculus class is weakdick man!
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WEAKDICK! You took my last fuggin' beer you chauncey! BURNT!
weakdick by chauncey mcfadden November 6, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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