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weak dick 

a penis that is misleading and turns into a waste of time fucking all off beat
I been talking with this dude for a minute so I was pissed off when he gave me that weak dick.
weak dick by disappointedwoman January 22, 2009

Weak dick syndrome 

Kyle Creutz
Bro: bro so I heard you got a weak dick syndrome

Kyle: yeah that's why I don't stay with anyone for over a year
Weak dick syndrome by Heheheyoudumb November 16, 2017

dick-weak 

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive
He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.
dick-weak by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016

weakdick 

A penis incapable of successfully sustaining an erection.
You have a weakdick on Thursdays, aye? I suppose my mom won't be at your house on Thursday then.
weakdick by B-Drac November 8, 2003

weakdick 

someone, or something so extradanarily lame it/he/she evokes the character and disposition of a superiorly lame, impotent, useless penis.
This fuggin' Calculus class is weakdick man!
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WEAKDICK! You took my last fuggin' beer you chauncey! BURNT!
weakdick by chauncey mcfadden November 6, 2003
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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