Weak Dick

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To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

Weak Dick by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015

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weak dick

a penis that is misleading and turns into a waste of time fucking all off beat

I been talking with this dude for a minute so I was pissed off when he gave me that weak dick.

weak dick by disappointedwoman January 22, 2009

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Weak dick syndrome

Kyle Creutz

Bro: bro so I heard you got a weak dick syndrome

Kyle: yeah that's why I don't stay with anyone for over a year

Weak dick syndrome by Heheheyoudumb November 16, 2017

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dick-weak

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive

He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.

dick-weak by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016

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weakdick

A penis incapable of successfully sustaining an erection.

You have a weakdick on Thursdays, aye? I suppose my mom won't be at your house on Thursday then.

weakdick by B-Drac November 8, 2003

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weakdick

someone, or something so extradanarily lame it/he/she evokes the character and disposition of a superiorly lame, impotent, useless penis.

This fuggin' Calculus class is weakdick man!
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WEAKDICK! You took my last fuggin' beer you chauncey! BURNT!

weakdick by chauncey mcfadden November 6, 2003

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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