Weak Dick 

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

Weak Dick by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015

weak dick 

a penis that is misleading and turns into a waste of time fucking all off beat

I been talking with this dude for a minute so I was pissed off when he gave me that weak dick.

weak dick by disappointedwoman January 22, 2009

Weak dick syndrome 

Kyle Creutz

Bro: bro so I heard you got a weak dick syndrome

Kyle: yeah that's why I don't stay with anyone for over a year

Weak dick syndrome by Heheheyoudumb November 16, 2017

dick-weak 

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive

He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.

dick-weak by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016

weakdick 

A penis incapable of successfully sustaining an erection.

You have a weakdick on Thursdays, aye? I suppose my mom won't be at your house on Thursday then.

weakdick by B-Drac November 8, 2003

weakdick 

someone, or something so extradanarily lame it/he/she evokes the character and disposition of a superiorly lame, impotent, useless penis.

This fuggin' Calculus class is weakdick man!
-or-
WEAKDICK! You took my last fuggin' beer you chauncey! BURNT!

weakdick by chauncey mcfadden November 6, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005