Weak Dick 

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

Weak Dick by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015

weak dick 

a penis that is misleading and turns into a waste of time fucking all off beat

I been talking with this dude for a minute so I was pissed off when he gave me that weak dick.

weak dick by disappointedwoman January 22, 2009

Weak dick syndrome 

Kyle Creutz

Bro: bro so I heard you got a weak dick syndrome

Kyle: yeah that's why I don't stay with anyone for over a year

Weak dick syndrome by Heheheyoudumb November 16, 2017

dick-weak 

the state or mindset of being easily manipulated through sexual/intimate acts of women; easy; submissive

He's so dick-weak; all I do is hug, kiss and ask, and I get what I want.

No wonder pussy is power, these dudes is dick-weak.

dick-weak by zekespeaks17 September 13, 2016

weakdick 

A penis incapable of successfully sustaining an erection.

You have a weakdick on Thursdays, aye? I suppose my mom won't be at your house on Thursday then.

weakdick by B-Drac November 8, 2003

weakdick 

someone, or something so extradanarily lame it/he/she evokes the character and disposition of a superiorly lame, impotent, useless penis.

This fuggin' Calculus class is weakdick man!
-or-
WEAKDICK! You took my last fuggin' beer you chauncey! BURNT!

weakdick by chauncey mcfadden November 6, 2003