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Wazzletof 

Wazzletof a greeting word used by Jewish wazzles
Two Jewish wazzles meet up to plan their days wazzling as they great each other they say good morning wazzletof to you
Wazzletof by Sircooksyaalot June 11, 2021
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WAZZLOFTER 

A metal band from Denver that stands on the mountain top and says DO IT!
I saw that band WAZZLOFTER and they assaulted my earcornhole!
WAZZLOFTER by kewlsmasher October 20, 2009

wazzledonkey 

A wazzledonkey is someone who is being an asshole; someone who is being a dick
"No one cares"
"F*ck you , you wazzledonkey"
wazzledonkey by SuicidalMemoirs March 11, 2017

wazzlejobber 

A piece of shit that gets over on others; a load; an ass clown who doesn’t work or who’s work is trash in comparison to others;
Mulroney is a real wazzlejobber!

waffletoff 

Waffletoff (n)

1: A style of communication characterized by self-serving and often pretentious language, typically employed by individuals perceived as entitled or of higher social status. This manner of speaking often reflects a sense of superiority and is marked by an intent to obfuscate or impress rather than to inform.

2: An individual who engages in such communication, often displaying arrogance and entitlement in discussions on various topics, regardless of their actual knowledge or understanding.
"During his speech, it became clear that the Lord Mayor's arguments were more waffletoff than substance, serving merely to address his political agenda."
waffletoff by Top Quark March 17, 2024
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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