waukesha 

A town in Wisconsin. Also known as "The Shaw" and "Waukeshit"...Waukesha is an indian word meaning "clean water" or "good water" but really the water here is making a LOT of people seriously messed up in the head!

However, it is famous for the fact that Abe Lincoln actually stayed in a hotel here because the water was so promising.

Waukesha, Wi takes great pride in being the hometown of the famous Les Paul, inventor of the electric guitar. pretty much the best invention ever!!! So without Waukesha, you wouldnt have rock music!

Waukesha also is hometown of the Gymnast Olympians Paul and Morgan Hamm, and hometown of the comedian Frank Caliendo (whom is Saturday Night Live alumni.) These three men all attended high school at Waukesha South.

Everyone says they hate this town if they live in it but most people either A. Never leave, or B. Leave and always end up coming back.

Waukeshas best food asset is the Ponza Rotta! at Jimmy's Grotto restaurant. The most AMAZING pizza filled pocket of your life.

Waukesha is filled with all sorts of types of people. A bunch of rich pricks are seriously taking over though! The town is also growing to fast for its own good, which will soon drive many away, we don't need to be another Milwaukee.

I'm going to Waukesha, Wi this weekend to taste the water, visit Les Paul, and get me a Ponza Rotta at Jimmy's Grotto!!!!

waukesha by waukeshahomeofthecrazy August 27, 2008

Waukesha 

A strong hearted black women, who does not have time for anyone else. Waukesha often moves from place to place chasing her rent. She can be a kind person, but it takes time to get on her good side.

“Sheit, Waukesha dont live here no mo.”

“You see Waukesha? No, she bounced!”

Waukesha by FTOS_AW January 30, 2019

waukesha 

Strong black woman

Waukesha is a very sweet person

waukesha by Y'kesha December 22, 2016

waukesha 

waukesha the weakkest town but Gangster Disciples are all up in it. its gettin more ghetto every day cuz more people from milwaukee and racine are comin here to live. lots of drugs are around and lots of black people and ricans. lots of mexicans are here too. hit up the 262 if u want to but i suggest goin to milwaukee instead

hey nigga lets go to waukesha, naww fuckk that lets hit up milwaukee instead

waukesha by Murda-Mil Folkk KK October 18, 2008

Waukesha North

Like Waukesha West, only less sh!tty and more purple (making it gay). It is notable for its marching band and its members that never shut the front door about marching band 365 days a year. It is basically a bomb shelter and a black hole of cell phone service, which is bad because if a bomb did go off there the students would have no way to contact anyone. Good luck maintaining good eyesight after seeing the sun for the first time in 6 hours after school is over.

I need a place where I can be bored, not see the sun, be safe from bombs and not be able to text someone... Waukesha North sounds perfect.

Waukesha North by sdrawkcabsisiht April 12, 2011

Waukesha South 

A crap school no one wants to go to. Full of mexicans and Derrick Rendon. All the teachers suck and the school lunch will kill you. Seriously the food sucks and gives you diarrhea. The Mexicans all smell bad and thats pretty much it. Their is this teacher named Mr. Reincarnation and he is really gay.

I am going to Waukesha south to meet Mr Reincarnation and kill myself by eating the lunch.

Waukesha South by James Orlowski February 3, 2009

Waukesha Wiperblades 

When one person receives a triple rimjob. 2 licking from the front and 1 from the back resembling windshield wipers on a vehicle. This usually is performed inside the salty toad or other dirty dive bars.

Did you see Andy getting the ol' Waukesha Wiperblades from Kurt, Charlie, and Justin? What a sight!

Waukesha Wiperblades by Foreskin Jenkins August 15, 2021