Wattpadding is the act of saying something unironically that would only be found in a Wattpad story or with someone that you really trust acting cringe and weird around.
P1:I guess what I'm trying to say is..
P2:STOP WATTPADDING
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'