waterproofed
My friend tried to get his 'Rolex' waterproofed by the guy who sold it to him at the street markets in Bangkok...
waterproofed by skepticsteve March 23, 2010
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Waterproofed
When a woman wants to take on five guys. Similar to airtight, with one in her pussy, one in her ass, and one in her mouth. Only the other two guys also give her one in each hand while also squeasing and massaging a titt or teat.
Waterproofed by Mondegreen69 July 21, 2026
Waterproof Sex
When two people are having sexual intercourse in the same latex fat man suit while submerged in a pool, lake, ocean or any type of liquid, therefore ensuring satisfaction and staying dry.
Tony "So what did you do last night with Emily?"
Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"
Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"
Waterproof Sex by Russian. May 13, 2010
Waterproofologist
A person who is an expert in the field of Waterproofing Treatment for any Structure / Building / Infrastructure etc.
Leading Waterproofing Consultant who has acquired vast experience in the field of Waterproofing Treatment along with commendable credentials in the said field so as to qualify as 'waterproofologist'.
Waterproofologist by MM Banerjee December 13, 2010
waterproof mascara
This shit sure as hell works because it won't come off until you wake up the next morning and there's a bunch of black flakes all over your face and in your eyes. If you really want to get it off burn your eyes with some hot water and melt it off.
"Hey you've really had this waterproof mascara for a while now!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"
waterproof mascara by ;)))))))))))))))))))$ August 10, 2015
waterproof
When someone is waterproof, it means solid. It has to do with leaking a secret or snitching. One who is waterproof will not leak any information to someone else.
1.Come on, tell me. You know I am waterproof.
2. "Why did you tell that kid?" "Don't worry he's waterproof"
2. "Why did you tell that kid?" "Don't worry he's waterproof"
waterproof by Tyrone Bigums May 20, 2008
waterproof plastic
waterproof plastic by thewaterproofcompany August 22, 2011
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