Waterproofer 

More waterproof (er) than waterproof

We're gonna keep the tape on the screwholes on the trunk to make it waterproofer

Waterproofer by Flying Baguettes July 4, 2023

waterproofed

When you inadvertantly scam yourself without realising

My friend tried to get his 'Rolex' waterproofed by the guy who sold it to him at the street markets in Bangkok...

waterproofed by skepticsteve March 23, 2010

Waterproof Sex 

When two people are having sexual intercourse in the same latex fat man suit while submerged in a pool, lake, ocean or any type of liquid, therefore ensuring satisfaction and staying dry.

Tony "So what did you do last night with Emily?"

Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"

Waterproof Sex by Russian. May 13, 2010

Waterproofologist

A person who is an expert in the field of Waterproofing Treatment for any Structure / Building / Infrastructure etc.

Leading Waterproofing Consultant who has acquired vast experience in the field of Waterproofing Treatment along with commendable credentials in the said field so as to qualify as 'waterproofologist'.

Waterproofologist by MM Banerjee December 13, 2010

waterproof mascara 

This shit sure as hell works because it won't come off until you wake up the next morning and there's a bunch of black flakes all over your face and in your eyes. If you really want to get it off burn your eyes with some hot water and melt it off.

"Hey you've really had this waterproof mascara for a while now!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"

waterproof mascara by ;)))))))))))))))))))$ August 10, 2015

waterproof 

When someone is waterproof, it means solid. It has to do with leaking a secret or snitching. One who is waterproof will not leak any information to someone else.

1.Come on, tell me. You know I am waterproof.
2. "Why did you tell that kid?" "Don't worry he's waterproof"

waterproof by Tyrone Bigums May 20, 2008

waterproof plastic 

some sort of material that is non-water absorbent and reflects water on both sides

waterproof plastic is useful when having sex.

waterproof plastic by thewaterproofcompany August 22, 2011