Waterproofer
Waterproofer by Flying Baguettes July 4, 2023
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waterproofed
My friend tried to get his 'Rolex' waterproofed by the guy who sold it to him at the street markets in Bangkok...
waterproofed by skepticsteve March 23, 2010
Waterproof Sex
When two people are having sexual intercourse in the same latex fat man suit while submerged in a pool, lake, ocean or any type of liquid, therefore ensuring satisfaction and staying dry.
Tony "So what did you do last night with Emily?"
Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"
Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"
Waterproof Sex by Russian. May 13, 2010
Waterproofologist
A person who is an expert in the field of Waterproofing Treatment for any Structure / Building / Infrastructure etc.
Leading Waterproofing Consultant who has acquired vast experience in the field of Waterproofing Treatment along with commendable credentials in the said field so as to qualify as 'waterproofologist'.
Waterproofologist by MM Banerjee December 13, 2010
waterproof mascara
This shit sure as hell works because it won't come off until you wake up the next morning and there's a bunch of black flakes all over your face and in your eyes. If you really want to get it off burn your eyes with some hot water and melt it off.
"Hey you've really had this waterproof mascara for a while now!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"
"Haha that's because I'm wearing the same coat of mascara from last year!"
waterproof mascara by ;)))))))))))))))))))$ August 10, 2015
waterproof
When someone is waterproof, it means solid. It has to do with leaking a secret or snitching. One who is waterproof will not leak any information to someone else.
1.Come on, tell me. You know I am waterproof.
2. "Why did you tell that kid?" "Don't worry he's waterproof"
2. "Why did you tell that kid?" "Don't worry he's waterproof"
waterproof by Tyrone Bigums May 20, 2008
waterproof plastic
waterproof plastic by thewaterproofcompany August 22, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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