whac 

Abbreviation for wouldn't have a clue

I phoned a local business and the person who answered the phone apologised and said " Whac "

whac by Stias September 24, 2005

Whac-A-Turd 

A spinoff arcade game a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein seriously drunk partygoers are convinced to whack real turds that pop up with a rubber mallet to win more drinks.

Whac-A-Turd is a horrifically messy, gooey game whose stink can be the absolute worst, but for sure the drinks make it all totally worthwhile!

Whac-A-Turd by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

Whac-A-Pole

Another term used to describe the act of spanking one's monkey. Can be used in place of masturbating, jacking off, beating the meat, slapping the salami, choking the chicken, so on and so forth.

Friend #1: "Man, I haven't seen Steve in a long time."

Friend #2: "Neither have I..."

Friend #1: "I wonder what he's been up to?"

Friend #2: "Oh, probably just playing a continual game of Whac-A-Pole."

Whac-A-Pole by B-2-tha-G September 4, 2013

Whac-A-Trump 

A new spin-off arcade game, a la Whac-A-Mole, wherein enthusiastic American citizens use a mallet to whack small pop-up plastic replicas of Trump family members.

As it is with Whac-A-Mole, one’s sense of the whole Whac-A-Trump endeavor is one of victorious momentary intense elation at a successfully delivered hit which is immediately followed by an awareness of utter futility as the others tirelessly pop up, mirroring what is possibly an awareness that even if the Trumpster does get impeached, the innumerable progeny will continue to roam the planet, popping up from their hidden multi-million dollar, gated hovels to profit from everything that might ever bear their name, including this game.

Whac-A-Trump by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2019

Whac-A-Mole Bias

A cognitive bias where a person focuses obsessively on the negative actions, flaws, or problems associated with minority groups or marginalized individuals, while systematically ignoring external factors, structural conditions, and the equivalent or worse actions of majority groups or society as a whole. Like the arcade game, the biased person's attention darts from one negative example to another, "whacking" each perceived problem with criticism—but never looking at the broader context or the behavior of the dominant group. A commentator who endlessly highlights crimes committed by immigrants while ignoring crimes committed by native-born citizens exhibits Whac-A-Mole Bias. A pundit who blames poverty on poor people's choices while ignoring systemic economic forces exhibits the same pattern. The bias lies in selective attention: problems affecting or caused by marginalized groups are hypervisible, while identical or worse problems among dominant groups are invisible. The result is a systematically distorted picture of social reality that reinforces existing hierarchies.

Example: "He could recite every statistic about crime in minority neighborhoods but had no idea about white-collar crime rates or political corruption—Whac-A-Mole Bias, whacking every visible mole while the whole lawn is infested."

Whac-A-Mole Bias by Dumu The Void March 17, 2026

Inverse Whac-A-Mole 

Thrusting one’s penis into the asshole, then immediately pulling it out and inserting into the vagina, repeating steps one and two until completion.

“I Inverse Whac-A-Moled the literal shit out of that asshole and put it in her vagina.”

Inverse Whac-A-Mole by The_Urban_Troll September 1, 2022

outta-whack-back quack 

official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’

You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.

outta-whack-back quack by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 24, 2012