wasteflan 

A wasteman who is fat enough to be mistaken for a cake.

"That man is rather fat, and, indeed, quite waste."
"So fat he could be a cake?"
"Indeed."
"He's a wasteflan."
"Hokey Flokey!"

wasteflan by Didgeridon't June 23, 2009

WasteFlan 

A baker lacking skill and finesse

"Yo, that new guy's brownies are tasteless, what a WasteFlan"

"What WasteFlan made these soggy macarons"

WasteFlan by Baron Von Chino April 22, 2021

capital wasteland 

1. The main location in a popular video game called Fallout 3 ( Basically a destroyed Washington D . C )

2. The real Washington D . C could still be considered a Capital Wasteland due to crime , crooked cops , crooked politicians , as well as it's strange on again off again gun ban laws that violate the constitution from the same country and so forth.

( example 1 ) Gamer 1 : " I killed a super mutant at the capital wasteland. "

Gamer 2 : " I didn't know you liked Fallout 3 ".

( example 2 ) Man 1 : " I got a job working for the government. "

Man 2 : " Really where at ? "

Man 1: " The Capital Wasteland. "

capital wasteland by The EVIL Vault Boy July 19, 2012

Wasteman 

insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.

"you WASTEMAN!!"

"Jamals a wasteman"

"shut up u wasteman"

Wasteman by Skeptas Wifey March 30, 2005

Wastelander

A person who not only loves freaking out at the annual end-of-days, blast zone celebration known as Wasteland Weekend, but carries that love into the rest of the year, enjoying things such as, (but not limited to), Mad Max, Fallout, The Blood of Heroes, and getting together/finding other Wastelanders to revel in the sun-scorched, bleach-boned, spiked-leather goodness of the post-apocalypse.

After months of raiding, the Wastelanders are gathering and headed to the Mojave to revel in madness and exult in their spoils.

Wastelander by liveMike May 18, 2013

human wasteland

Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.

"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."

human wasteland by Jon Henry May 2, 2006

Wasteman 

Someone who doesn't do anything with their life

Yo he's a wasteman

Wasteman by allan_t321 May 31, 2016